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Funny Linux manpages

9 October 2009 No Comment

If you want to laugh a little bit, install funny-manpages under Linux. I presume you will find under any Debian distribution (like Ubuntu) and probably the package is in other distributions as well. The man pages what you will find are:

baby — create new process from two parents
celibacy — don’t have sex
condom – protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
date – get and print a date
echo – echo arguments
grope, egrope, fgrope – massage a file for a while
flame — reply to Usenet News posting automatically
flog — speed up a process
gong – evaluate process performance
party – set OS responses mode
rescrog — change something, make it different
rm – remove files
rtfm – a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
tm – meditate
uubp – Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
xkill – extended kill – kill processes or users, including Usenet posters
xLart – interactive X interface to rlart(1)
strfry – string operation
sex — have sex

Some of them are hilarious. Give them a try.

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